hearing the drunken clamoring
of a hardcore party
that he once again was not invited to
grendel began to feel the hot blood lust.
them homeboys be pissin me awf
grendel said
Imma go smoke some bitches wit ma gat.
so grendel gathered his gat and grenade launcher and set out
on his trek to the bitchin club
once he reached the overlooking hill
he set his grenade launcher in
and waited for the final strains of crank that soulaboy to end

yall bitches better be ready for this shit
and preceded to launch the door of the hinges
he ran forward gat ready and tore into the nearest man
IMMA POP A CAP IN ALL YO ASSES
but beowulf was ready with his flame thrower
and some fucking scythe from zuma calla.
AWWW NAH man I was ready fo yo shit tonight!
screeched beowulf

Long time, no see. :3

I've been making icons like crazy lately, so I'll post them for now. Sorry I haven't updated in a while.

New Harry Potter icons. Only a few. There are some Dir en Grey icons, mostly featuring Toshiya. There are two Chatmonchy, an amazing, newish, Japanese girl band. Also, some Loveholic. There are also some old Naruto icons I need to post. Just, basically, a melting pot of icons. :3

Credits here go to Gender and Sanami276, and Juuichi for some icon brushes.

Enough jabbering. ICONS.

Harry Potter - 6.
Naruto - 20.
Asian Kung-Fu Generation - 5.
Dir en Grey - 3.
Baroque - 1.
Chatmonchy - 2.
Inoran - 1.
Sugizo - 1.
Loveholic - 2.

James - 18.
Regine - 1.
Liz - 15.
Brenna - 1.
Zach - 1.
Me - 3.

TEASERS DIDDLE MY SKITTLE.


( The flower in your room that you loved is now... )

Alright, so, a lot of icons to update with. I did this Harry Potter series of card-like icons, that are pretty simple, but alas, I think they're pretty. And there's parody icons from the movie The Village, and lots of Ayu, Hikki, and Kumiko. Plus some captions. Lots of goods. :3

Credit goes to teh_indy for the GoF screencaps. As you might have noticed, I'm rather biased. Alas, there are many featuring twins. But I don't expect any complaints. ;D I actually tried to be less self-influenced in my icon-making this time, with more Fleur and Ron and what not, but piss on a DAMN, those twins deserve the spam I create of them.

On a more random note, I've been reading Order of the Pheonix (FINALLY,) and I am just ecstatic about how big of a part the twins play in this one. Seriously, this movie is going to be amazing. I'm halfway into it, but don't worry, I already know everything significant that happens in the series. Ah, the joys of easy-access internet information. :'D

Onto ze icons, then!

Harry Potter - 125.
The Village - 15.
Utada Hikaru - 5.
Hamasaki Ayumi - 6.
Koda Kumi - 5.
Harry Potter Captions - 12.

TEASERS ROCK MY BODY RIGHT.


( Weasley is our king, Weasley is our king... )

So, I've finished the last 50 icons in the text icon series. Most of them are from Goblet of Fire. Some of them are from other Harry Potters books/movies. These are filled with the usual: parody bashing, racism, mature themes, etc. Please don't take these seriously. They're just for laughs.

Some are of me. These are for me to post here at this icon journal, since I have a new icon each time, nyeh nyeh. I like to post all the icons I make as well, so, neh neh. I expect you not to take these, because if you did, I'd be slightly uneasy. xD

And some are of my wonderful buddy, Reg, at temarii. Please don't take hers either.

Anyway, on to the icons. :3

Harry Potter - 50.
Me - 16.
Regine - 6.

TEASERS TAKE TAEBO.


( Cedric's body was wheeled off to Creverand Crinic, y'know. )

So, um, lots of icon-making today. Lots of Harry Potter icons, a more retro look and feel, with your choice of various colors. And then icons from the movie The Village, and one Naruto icon of the lovely Ino, and one icon featuring a lovely Justin Chatwin. AND CAPTIONS, done by the beautiful Liz, my wonderful and adorable and considerably demented German friend. Yeah, she thirsts for Bulgarian cookiedough and makes me piss myself on a regular basis.

K, so, enjoyplz. :'D

Oh, and there are spoilers. K, yeah. Lots. :3

Harry Potter - 50.
The Village - 6.
Naruto - 1.
Justin Chatwin - 1.
Harry Potter Captions - 15.

TEASERS ARE LIKE WET SICK.


( You call Inga for good time, yah? )

Okay, another update for you all. This time, I made a bunch of mock ship icons, all text, for various HP pairings. I think they're rather biased, but I guess that's just me abusing my power as an icon-maker. These are the first 50, and I plan on making another 50. Eventually.

Let me just say that there are spoilers, innuendoes, racial slurs, bashing, etc. But it's all fun. So laugh and don't be pissed. :'D

AND. Captions. This time, captions from The Village, the movie. Because scary movies are just so funny, sometimes. These were all made by the lovely Liz, a friend of mine who gives me permission to post. Major spoilers there, so, don't look if you haven't watched, please. But, they are piss-yourself funny. So grab your bedpan. D:

Harry Potter Ships - 50.
The Village Captions - 8.

TEASERS NEVER GET MARRIED.


( Can I have a look at Uranus, too, Lavender? )

Alright, so, I have to say I enjoy making humorous icons the most. Having said this, I present to you a set of icons that I really don't have any excuse for, except I like to make fun of movie lines. Some fluffy bashing. Some mature themes. Quite a bit of spoilers in there. But still loads of fun. I know some are pretty plain, but it's the text that matters. So don't knock it until you read it. <3

And, I have some screencaps from GoF and other sources that my friend and I captioned, just for laughs. Those are just extra goodies you may like. :3

Harry Potter Texts - 50.
Harry Potter Captions - 25.
The Village Captions - 1.

TEASER TEASER, BOOM BOOM.


( And the new guy's in the corner, pukin' his guts out. )

Just a few Utada Hikaru icons. I really do admire her a lot, and her new single 'Passion' blows my mind everytime I hear it. It's just amazing. It's also the theme for Kingdom Hearts II, if you haven't heard. >:3

Utada Hikaru - 6
Harry Potter - 1

TEASER, KTHX?


( I need more passion than you know. )

Alright, so here's the kick-off. I've been on an icon binge, so to speak, and so I finally got around to making an icon journal. <3

K, so, I've made quite a bit. Mostly HP, mostly total hateage on Voldefetus.

Harry Potter - 28
Voldefetus HATE - 69
Adrien Brody - 3
Jake Sandvig - 1

Teasers


( Spin around like a crazy elf, dancin' by himself... )